Every time someone says "cute dog!" to us Tim says "its a cat." And when people ask what type of dog Piper is he always says something random like "Dalmatian" or "mountain lion" with a dead serious face. Poor people are so confused.
Me: "It's so weird that you like ugly dogs."
Tim: "I have the same taste in women."
Seriously?? Tim put this as my address on a self-addressed piece of mail!!!
And it was delivered today!!
Every time we go through a drive thru Tim uses a ridiculous accent to order. Today: hillbilly redneck.
Tim: "I never get to eat what I want to eat because Kali doesn't like anything."My Dad: "Welcome to Kali-World"
Tim: My muzzleloader (gun) is the cheapest one they make.
Tim’s Grandpa: I figured you had a $1000 one.Tim: I don’t have $1000. I thought I was going to one time but then I got a girlfriend.
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